Funny Sayings

There are tons of websites on funny sayings but here you will find a hand picked collection of best funny quotes and sayings
This is a sort of my personal quotes collection, and I keep on updating my collections regularly.
Hope you will enjoy these……

Artificial intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’

Studying is just a combination of “student” and “dying”.

Please don’t interrupt me while i am ignoring you.

Between thought and expression lies a lifetime.

I wish if people with closed minds could also have closed mouths.

He who can, does. He who can’t, teaches.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Children will soon forget your presents. They will always
remember your presence.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

Sports do not build character. They reveal it.

The wisest mind has something yet to learn.

The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.